Interplanetary Customs & Restricted Items

Before you ship across galaxies, make sure your cargo meets interplanetary customs laws.

Prohibited items include:

• Radioactive moon rocks

• Live brain slugs (again, not after last time)

• Time travel devices

• Explosive candy (even if it’s “for kids”)

• Contraband from the Omicronian Empire

Allowed with documentation:

• Alien artifacts

• Sentient plants (must have emotional stability certificate)

• Weapons for self-defense (not fun)

Failure to comply may result in confiscation or mild vaporization. Planet Express assumes no responsibility for items lost to bureaucracy or black holes.