How to Become a Planet Express Delivery Member

Want to join the galaxy’s most “reliable” delivery service? Here’s how to sign up:

1. Visit planetexpress.com/join.

2. Complete your profile — species, preferred currency, and limb count.

3. Verify your email (and DNA sample, if applicable).

4. Choose your membership tier:

   • Basic Earthling – Standard deliveries

   • Premium Space Captain – Faster service, more bragging rights

   • Ultimate Universe Traveler – Includes one free wormhole reroute per month

Once registered, you’ll get access to exclusive delivery perks, tracking upgrades, and 10% off your first package that doesn’t explode.